loophoe

A side chick for your loopholes

DONT LOOPHOE ME

loophoe by Tritens Bæ June 9, 2017

God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

loophole culture 

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.

I was lost until I discovered loophole culture

loophole culture by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

chicken butt loophole 

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

chicken butt loophole by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021

Syrian Loophole Theory 

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

Syrian Loophole Theory by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

Loopholer

A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.

A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."

Loopholer by loopholer December 27, 2010