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loonitard 

Derogatory term usually used to describe a paranoid left-wing conspiracy theorist. A phonetic compilation of "lunatic" and "retard."
That loonitard actually believes 9-11 was an inside job!
loonitard by Sharkibark October 28, 2008
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Lolitard 

1. A retard lolicon.
2. The person with a mental deficiency, and will looks dumbass with lolis and a slave for them, most used in roleplay.
This lolitard would be down bad for anything i ask them to do.
Lolitard by LadyNahida April 12, 2023
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Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.
-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...
Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

Logitard 

Logical Retard, when a person should be able to use general logic to finish something and they just go way out of the norm to create something retarded.
If pepper makes you sneeze.......(Logitard response) "Then Why not sprinkle some on your butthole if your constipated??" no logitard.....pepper sprinkled tissues for when your sick.

Loonixtard 

Extremely retarded people who are Linux fanboy. They hate everything about Windows because Linux is "the best os" even though almost everyone in the world using Windows. They don't want to admit Linux has many flaws but when talking about Windows those Lonixtard non stop crying about it.

They hate Windows but they also runs Windows games and software through emulation software like Wine, Proton, etc which makes them really hypocrite, even though there are so many bugs and performance is trash they will still say nonsense bullshit like it runs "better than in Windows " which is totally delusional and dumb.

They worship Linus Turdfail (Torvalds) like it was their god and Linux is their religion. They are coping so hard like saying "Linux will replace Windows" every year but never happens. When people told Loonixtard that Windows on gaming market will still rules, those Loonixtard is malding and keep saying Steam Deck will "replace" Windows gaming but Steam OS charts says otherwise because Loonix with all the garbage distros still stays under 2% even after SteamOS exists it would never replace Windows gaming no matter how delusional Loonix tard and the YouTard Loonix tuber keep claiming that nonsense bullshit.
Loonixtard Linux Fanboy

Longtard 

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard
Longtard by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Lenitard 

Is someone who believes that Mam Leni is the best leader we could ever had, given the chance..🫰🌷🌸
I am indeed a lenitard/fighter till my last breath
Lenitard by Rimlet May 31, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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