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Loonixtard 

Extremely retarded people who are Linux fanboy. They hate everything about Windows because Linux is "the best os" even though almost everyone in the world using Windows. They don't want to admit Linux has many flaws but when talking about Windows those Lonixtard non stop crying about it.

They hate Windows but they also runs Windows games and software through emulation software like Wine, Proton, etc which makes them really hypocrite, even though there are so many bugs and performance is trash they will still say nonsense bullshit like it runs "better than in Windows " which is totally delusional and dumb.

They worship Linus Turdfail (Torvalds) like it was their god and Linux is their religion. They are coping so hard like saying "Linux will replace Windows" every year but never happens. When people told Loonixtard that Windows on gaming market will still rules, those Loonixtard is malding and keep saying Steam Deck will "replace" Windows gaming but Steam OS charts says otherwise because Loonix with all the garbage distros still stays under 2% even after SteamOS exists it would never replace Windows gaming no matter how delusional Loonix tard and the YouTard Loonix tuber keep claiming that nonsense bullshit.
Loonixtard Linux Fanboy

Loonixtard 

An individual who is overzealous for Linux in circumstances where they shouldn't, for instance, someone has an issue with Windows, they tell said person to use Linux.

A loonixtard is also person who believes that Linux is the superior operating system, better in every way, despite Linux having many issues.

Basically, a Linux shill / Linux zealot.
Windows user: Hey, this program won't launch on my computer.
Loonixtard: LuLZ! USE LINUX!!!
Windows user: Thanks, loonixtard.
Loonixtard by WhosBlue February 18, 2024
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loonitard 

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