lont
lont by bedazzzled May 11, 2020
Words you can keep
Lontar
A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.
When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.
Lontar by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008
Lontrell
Has an old soul, he's very goofy and always is there for you when you need him most he will die for you no matter how bad you treat him. He will be real with you no matter what, you will loose ALOT of friends for being so real. When it comes to relationships and advice he is the man to come to, he is a sweet talker and a gentleman, 2 things that I might add he's a sexy dark gentleman and has a big long dick. He goes to church a lot and tells people about God. You will be so glad to have a Lontrell in your life. Be careful how you treat him because he will become rich. Has many different nicknames LJ, Trell, Lonnie, Uncle L, big brother, gramps, and many more
Lontrell by Gottolovethisdude March 13, 2017
Lontey
"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*
Lontey by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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