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That strange fuzz in your belly button. But how did it get there?
That lont sich ain't looking too good down there...
lont by bedazzzled May 11, 2020
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A warrior who has been in many battles, completed a lifetime of adventures, or is known across the land
The lont received a statue in his/her memory.
Lont by Lont99 April 17, 2017
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lonte Lont lontay lonter Lontrell Lontar lonteria Lontey lonth Lonthium
The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.
Lontay I wish i was you!
lontay by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018
A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.
When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.
Lontar by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008
lonte from javanese or melayu word means whore.
hore, hore, hore the lonte were coming give their service
lonte by imvg February 15, 2007

Lontrell 

Has an old soul, he's very goofy and always is there for you when you need him most he will die for you no matter how bad you treat him. He will be real with you no matter what, you will loose ALOT of friends for being so real. When it comes to relationships and advice he is the man to come to, he is a sweet talker and a gentleman, 2 things that I might add he's a sexy dark gentleman and has a big long dick. He goes to church a lot and tells people about God. You will be so glad to have a Lontrell in your life. Be careful how you treat him because he will become rich. Has many different nicknames LJ, Trell, Lonnie, Uncle L, big brother, gramps, and many more
Man.....I need a lontrell in my life so bad 😭😩
Lontrell by Gottolovethisdude March 13, 2017
Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.
"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*
Lontey by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003
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