lont

That strange fuzz in your belly button. But how did it get there?

That lont sich ain't looking too good down there...

by bedazzzled May 11, 2020

Lont

A warrior who has been in many battles, completed a lifetime of adventures, or is known across the land

The lont received a statue in his/her memory.

by Lont99 April 17, 2017

lontay

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

Lontar

A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

lonte

lonte from javanese or melayu word means whore.

hore, hore, hore the lonte were coming give their service

by imvg February 15, 2007

Lontrell

Has an old soul, he's very goofy and always is there for you when you need him most he will die for you no matter how bad you treat him. He will be real with you no matter what, you will loose ALOT of friends for being so real. When it comes to relationships and advice he is the man to come to, he is a sweet talker and a gentleman, 2 things that I might add he's a sexy dark gentleman and has a big long dick. He goes to church a lot and tells people about God. You will be so glad to have a Lontrell in your life. Be careful how you treat him because he will become rich. Has many different nicknames LJ, Trell, Lonnie, Uncle L, big brother, gramps, and many more

Man.....I need a lontrell in my life so bad 😭😩

by Gottolovethisdude March 13, 2017

Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003