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A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

Lontar by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

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loltard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

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LOLtard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006

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Lintard

Rabid Linux/FOSS devotees who write posts on various tech sites trolling about how Linux and/or FOSS as being the best thing since sliced bread - usually in response to an article discussing other operating systems (Windows or OSX) and come off as being clueless nitwits.

The lintard posted that MySQL was better than MS SQL.

Lintard by Wolfie2k8 April 2, 2010

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lontay

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

lontay by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

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Loutard

N. A loutard is somebody who acts annoying and cannot stop being annoying even after repeated attempts of telling him to stop the annoying behavior.

"Louis STOP IT! Dammit I said stop it you loutard, you're being annoying! I told you to stop pressing that button!"

Loutard by voltairect September 6, 2008

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Lootard

Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.

-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...

Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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