Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

Poolung

Lungs in the shape of turds. Also meaning lungs that are no longer functioning. It is also a term used to signal when someone has finally lost all sanity. Term used to express your anger, e.g. You fucking poolung.

"By god, your x-ray shows some turds in your chest!?"
"I'm sorry...but your husband has poolung."
Me- "Poolung!"
Random stranger 1- "Did he say 'poolung'?"
Random stranger 2- "Uh...yeah."
Random stranger 1- "Dear god, he's crazy."
Random stranger 2- "Hey, you, stop being crazy or i'll kick you hard"
Me- "You fucking poolung!"

by Mr.Plasticiiiine May 28, 2003