Javanese 

Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).

There's no need to use that Javanese in your letter to get your point across. Just write as you normally would.

Javanese by pentozali June 12, 2008

Javanese 

A girl that is absolutely stunning inside and out. And she got that body too. She will do anything to make people happy, even if it means neglecting her own needs. Javaneses give anything for the people they love. She will always have a friend’s back in any problem. Javaneses always seems to know your business, and can figure out anything about you. A Javanese is very powerful and considerate. But you don’t want to be around her when she blows up because even though she is very kindhearted she can be dangerous. If you have a Javanese in your life, you are lucky. A girl like her is rare.

“Man Javanese is so gorgeous, but she’s so intimidating.”
“Yeah dude Javanese just doesn’t see how great she truly is, I wish someone could show her.”

Javanese by ya fav November 22, 2018

Javanese 

Piece of crap knock off japanese. It can’t even make sushi.

Hey bro I’m learning to speak Javanese!
Oh Japanese that’s cool
No Javanese
Ur dead to me

Javanese by Flame.Alchemist February 24, 2019

Javanese 

Known as That Language you accidentally click on instead of Japanese when you're using google translate.

Okay, let's see. Copy and paste this phrase here. Let me just click Japa- no, not Javanese! Who even speaks thi- uuuugghh.

Javanese by Toa Rahkshi April 10, 2025

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese house arrest by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush 

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

japanese lunch time rush by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

Japanese Dog by ehuzzie October 25, 2018