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The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

lontay by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

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Lontay

Lontay a name that you should want lontay is a wonderful guy who is very nice and has a huge cock everyone needs a Lontay in there life lontay will be the best thing to every happen lontay is the funniest mf you would ever meet if you don’t have a lontay you need one.

You need a lontay he’s a life changer

Lontay by Sasuke solos October 16, 2021

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lontay • londay baaz • londay baz • lonjay • lonnaye • Lontar • Lontey • Lonty • lotaya

Lontar

A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

Lontar by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

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Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

Lontey by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

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londay baaz

A person who likes to have sex with young boys and enjoys their company.
Origin: Sub Continent

Londay baaz was caught and beaten up by the crowd.

londay baaz by doodle2 October 11, 2008

londay baz

a person actively involved in homosexual activity

man this indian is londay baz so we better beat him up

londay baz by YOUR DADDY September 9, 2003

Lonty

An alter ego that tends to eat a lot of food and forces you by person do take bad decisions about food.

Oh my god! Yesterday Lonty forced me to eat a kitkat instead of a green salad.

Lonty by huntyhun February 26, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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