Lontey 

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

Lontey by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

LONLEY 

Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)

LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?

LONLEY by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021

lontay 

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

lontay by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

Nii Lantey 

Nii Lantey is an African Ghanaian name that originates from Greater Accra Region of Ghana. Nii Lantey according to the Ga naming tradition , is the first male child of his parents.

Nii Lantey is a masculine yet tender yound man. Adventurous, resourceful, youthful, optimistic and a realist. He understands other people and meets all life's difficulties with a joyful heart. He really enjoys helping others, bringing them joy.

Having a Nii Lantey in the family brings more joyous moments because he is fun to be with.

Nii Lantey loves helping other people because he has a kind heart

Nii Lantey by Boss Baby Girl April 25, 2020

lonley 

The worst feeling in the world. Can be caused by being rejected by some one you have a crush on or love.

sigh. im so lonley. nobody loves me!

lonley by kazamitsme! March 4, 2008

lonte 

lonte from javanese or melayu word means whore.

hore, hore, hore the lonte were coming give their service

lonte by imvg February 15, 2007

Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.

girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you

Destroy Lonley by ratiokencarson June 5, 2022