Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

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LONLEY

Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)

LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?

by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021

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lontay

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

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Nii Lantey

Nii Lantey is an African Ghanaian name that originates from Greater Accra Region of Ghana. Nii Lantey according to the Ga naming tradition , is the first male child of his parents.

Nii Lantey is a masculine yet tender yound man. Adventurous, resourceful, youthful, optimistic and a realist. He understands other people and meets all life's difficulties with a joyful heart. He really enjoys helping others, bringing them joy.

Having a Nii Lantey in the family brings more joyous moments because he is fun to be with.

Nii Lantey loves helping other people because he has a kind heart

by Boss Baby Girl April 25, 2020

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