Lontey

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Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

Lontey by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

Words you can keep

LONLEY

Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)

LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?

LONLEY by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021

Related Words

Lontey • lonley • Loney • lonkey • lonte • lonleygirl15 • lontay • lonter • loneye • Loneyislander

lontay

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

lontay by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

Nii Lantey

Nii Lantey is an African Ghanaian name that originates from Greater Accra Region of Ghana. Nii Lantey according to the Ga naming tradition , is the first male child of his parents.

Nii Lantey is a masculine yet tender yound man. Adventurous, resourceful, youthful, optimistic and a realist. He understands other people and meets all life's difficulties with a joyful heart. He really enjoys helping others, bringing them joy.

Having a Nii Lantey in the family brings more joyous moments because he is fun to be with.

Nii Lantey loves helping other people because he has a kind heart

Nii Lantey by Boss Baby Girl April 25, 2020

lonley

The worst feeling in the world. Can be caused by being rejected by some one you have a crush on or love.

sigh. im so lonley. nobody loves me!

lonley by kazamitsme! March 4, 2008

lonte

lonte from javanese or melayu word means whore.

hore, hore, hore the lonte were coming give their service

lonte by imvg February 15, 2007

Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.

girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you

Destroy Lonley by ratiokencarson June 5, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026