longous

When someone forgets how to write the word 'lengthy'

Writer Writing Writingale: 'You went on a longous adventure of...' errr.
Writer: Let me look this up on www.urbandictionary.com of all places.
Writer: Oh, I'm supposed to use 'lengthy'! I'm glad I looked this up!

longous by Kitoning Thinkery January 28, 2022

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Longosophoebia

The fear of working at Longos due to the high probability of being approached by a Longos hoe.

After many years of working at Longos, Adam has developed longosophoebia.

Longosophoebia by Coentrao April 18, 2017

Longi, Longus 

Longi- Many people in a Longi group.
Longish A person part of the Longi group.

I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus

Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle 

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

longoungolongousbilicongogus 

The sexual act of penetrating your or your partner's ass with a long gong filled with cum

Yeah bro I totally longoungolongousbilicongogused her last night

Sick man

longoungolongousbilicongogus by Russian Helicopter June 9, 2020

Longus Schlongus 

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

Longus Schlongus by Olograme June 4, 2021