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Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.
Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

Longmont 

Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed
Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!
Longmont by CX June 11, 2006

Longmont 

A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."
I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.
Longmont by bdc November 10, 2005

Longmont truck slut 

Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .
i ain't no Longmont truck slut

I drive a ram
Longmont truck slut by Mecocheatumama December 14, 2017

neville longbooty 

The biggest farter in the h.p universe, causes earthquakes.
Harry Potter: Ahh!Neville Longbooty strikes again!
You know what they say about big feet....
WHOA! Look at that longfoot
Longfoot by Kiki frenchy June 25, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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