The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.
What's not to love? Everything.
Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...
Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.
"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis
Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed
Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!
Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.