longmen

A girl with a long dick

wow such a longmen

by longdlynn February 20, 2022

East Longmeadow High School

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.

"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

by student7184761 March 11, 2016

Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

longen

someone who takes a long while to do anything or an activity that take ages.

Hes a longen!! or hes on a longen!

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

longmang

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.

Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

by feel_da_bernie June 6, 2019

Longmeadow

An upper-middle class preppy, country clubbing, New England town outside of Springfield, MA. Longmeadow is competitive, but not snobby. In Longmeadow, pee-wee lacrosse is more important than pee-wee soccer. Longmeadow parents drive BMW's, Audi's and Mercedes. Longmeadow families vacation in Vermont, Cape Cod and Nantucket. Longmeadow youth epitomize the preppy deadhead style, whereby a ripped bleached out polo shirt is fine, as long as the collar is worn up. LL Bean Bulcher mocs, or worn out penny loafers are a good look. Messy hair and boxer shorts tie in to the casual preppy look. Labels are very important. J.C. Penny knock offs are grounds for school bullying. Longmeadow's public schools are more like private prep schools. Longmeadow is sarcastically referred to as "the ghetto". Longmeadow kids grow up with a strong motivation for material success. Longmeadow is not to be confused with East Longmeadow. It is not uncommon to find a new Porsche in the L.H.S. student parking lot.

There is only one Longmeadow. It is the wealthiest town in Western Massachusetts.

by Fuzzwuzzy March 10, 2005