longden

A last name for a guy with a MASSIVE donger.

Man, George Longden has a sweet donger.

by TsapEthOtEkul January 30, 2016

Horatio Longden

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.

"Horatio Longden is gay"

by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019

aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality

you are so aiden longden

by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022

aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger

yes aiden jack longden

by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

Londgenous

lawn-jah-ness an adverb. Describes a way of doing things, that is correct, old school, and or real.

That's not londgenous brah!
Tim is keepin' it londgenous.

by tony clemenza February 4, 2013

Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

londen

The most beautiful girl. She's always there for you and is a good listener. Very silly but gets her work done. She knows how to dress and isn't afraid to put you in you're place. Very glamour as in everything thing she does. She beauty and personality will capture you.

I couldn't stop staring at Londen she's so beautiful

by Crazzzzygirll101 April 19, 2017