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longmang by jus jammin April 9, 2010
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Longman
A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.
In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.
In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.
'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag
Longman by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016
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The Longman Swallow
1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.
2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!
She loves The Longman Swallow.
She loves The Longman Swallow.
The Longman Swallow by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010
Longman
Longman by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008
Longkang Secondary School
Longkang Secondary School is a very nice school. It has no teachers and you only need to catch smoll fishy fishy to graduate. Sadly there is no wifi i mean its a longkang duh. So yeah overall its a good school and i hope to see students coming to this school. If you pass PSLE you can oso come here. If you did badly its okay you can also come. There is no Express, NA and NT. And there is no school fees ;) everything is free of charge
I will be going to longkang secondary school tomorrow with my best friends to catch smoll fishy fishy
Longkang Secondary School by Susibaka August 22, 2021
Longkang Secondary School
Longkang Sec is a nice school that is in the Longkang obviously. There are no teachers and all you have to do to graduate is just catch smoll fishy fishy. Sadly i dont think there is wifi there i mean its a longkang, duh. It is located at Yishun ;). Go find it yourself at Google maps
Longkang Secondary School by Susibaka August 22, 2021
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