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longmang 

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.
Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!
longmang by jus jammin April 9, 2010
Words you can keep
A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.
'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag
Longman by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

The Longman Swallow 

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.
The Longman Swallow by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010
the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.
Longman by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008

Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Secondary School is a very nice school. It has no teachers and you only need to catch smoll fishy fishy to graduate. Sadly there is no wifi i mean its a longkang duh. So yeah overall its a good school and i hope to see students coming to this school. If you pass PSLE you can oso come here. If you did badly its okay you can also come. There is no Express, NA and NT. And there is no school fees ;) everything is free of charge
I will be going to longkang secondary school tomorrow with my best friends to catch smoll fishy fishy

Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Sec is a nice school that is in the Longkang obviously. There are no teachers and all you have to do to graduate is just catch smoll fishy fishy. Sadly i dont think there is wifi there i mean its a longkang, duh. It is located at Yishun ;). Go find it yourself at Google maps
Today us my first day at LONGKANG SECONDARY SCHOOL and i cannit wait to see my friends
He is the perfect example of a Longman
Longman by sbcmbr July 20, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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