longmang

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Longman

A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

Longman

the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.

last night i gave scott a longman.

by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008

Longkang Secondary School

Longkang Secondary School is a very nice school. It has no teachers and you only need to catch smoll fishy fishy to graduate. Sadly there is no wifi i mean its a longkang duh. So yeah overall its a good school and i hope to see students coming to this school. If you pass PSLE you can oso come here. If you did badly its okay you can also come. There is no Express, NA and NT. And there is no school fees ;) everything is free of charge

I will be going to longkang secondary school tomorrow with my best friends to catch smoll fishy fishy

by Susibaka August 22, 2021

Longkang Secondary School

Longkang Sec is a nice school that is in the Longkang obviously. There are no teachers and all you have to do to graduate is just catch smoll fishy fishy. Sadly i dont think there is wifi there i mean its a longkang, duh. It is located at Yishun ;). Go find it yourself at Google maps

Today us my first day at LONGKANG SECONDARY SCHOOL and i cannit wait to see my friends

by Susibaka August 22, 2021

Longman

Just a truely awful human being

He is the perfect example of a Longman

by sbcmbr July 20, 2016