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The most powerful being in fiction. At his fullest potential longcar could destroy everything(yes every thing they will be nothing left just blank space all the stars, planets and universes are gone) he could just create a rift and in the rift a time paradox. At it's most he could just become a sun and create it's own solar system and get rid of the time rift (could control everything at 1000% power)
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longcar by IKEA152 September 4, 2021
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Longcroft School 

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child's aspirations for the future. Comments will be issued for such dastardly offences as: Forgetting your rubber, chewing gum, and god-forbidden defiance. Comments will not be issued for: Hotboxing the boy's toilets, Yeeting a chair at a supply teacher, bringing in offensive weapons, being a general dick.
"Wow, isn't Longcroft School the worst school in the East Riding of Yorkshire!"
A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is LOOOOOOONG
longcat by BIG M-SLICE September 17, 2006

Longcore 

Longcore is a sexy ass girl and a guy fucking uncontrollablly
Guy: hey remeber our longcore last night

Girl: Yeah I do
Longcore by itistoolong23 February 27, 2014
An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT
Longcat by T_Andrews October 21, 2007

Long Car 

Long Car by assg0bl1n666 October 20, 2016

longarzo 

Longarzo is a word that derives from italy. It means to be a very naturally gifted person. Also the word shortened. Garzo means sweet or radical.
Yo man that kickflip was garzo.
or
Dude, you have some sick skills, you are one longarzo.
longarzo by floridabum3 January 17, 2008