Lona 

Quiet at first, but when you get to know her, she's a little insane. Sweet, and lovable, but at the same time, strong and crazy. Looks like an innocent little girl, but isn't very innocent on the inside. If she's ever mad, run. She probably has a chain saw behind her back.

Wow, I thought she was an innocent girl, but she's actually a total Lona.

Lona by Domesticatedchicken December 13, 2016

Lona 

Horny little sex kitten, with amazing tongue abilities and a tasty kitty :P

See pornstar or glam

Lona by Anonymous February 1, 2004

Lona Hudson

Lona this is my request, I'm so in love with you, you complete me and always make me smile. I'm too scared to ask in person but if you ever see this please know how i feel - Anonymous

Lona Hudson 4 eva

Lona Hudson by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Lona and Seren 

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

Morgan likes lots of women cause he is a whore including - Lona and Seren- and maisie and elen and ella and maisie

Lona and Seren by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

lona.exe

A dude from the year 4269, not to be confused with malware. He has very unpopular opinions, doesn't believe in a God, and would rather code Python 3.8 than go out with friends. Chances are, he's a robot sent back in time to annoy the very fabrics of reality. If you ask him his religion and he doesn't say Optimistic Nihilism, you have the wrong man. He supposedly has a very annoying girlfriend who likes asking random humans where the ocean is. His face resembles a battleground, with numerous craters of acne. He likes keeping standards, although fails maintaining them from time to time. Dislikes are close-minded people and people without drive. Call him anol and he'll shmickity shmack your beautiful face. I was sleepy, people!

The best place to look for lona.exe is at VSC and Armenia. He also likes to transform into a monkey, sit on a cartoon character's shoulder, and swipe at nothing.
xx

The real lona.exe did definitely not write this,
but then again, what is real?

hehe

Look at that dude, he failed Captcha thrice. Totally a lona.exe
He's simping over a cartoon character so damn much. He's the literal definition of a lona.exe
Hmm this does look like malware, but it's definitely not lona.exe

lona.exe by lonedot January 3, 2022

De'lona 

De'lona is relaxed, introverted quiet girl who is very much in control of her life, and those close to her. She loves rolling up blunts, getting baked, and is good at making people laugh. She loves freedom, in many ways.

Man I really wanted something with De'lona, but it I feel like she just liked the cock.

De'lona by Chronocock November 28, 2021

Bi-lonajob 

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.

Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!

Bi-lonajob by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012