lonaggi

a family oriented man that has a masters degree in stealing your life partner and raising your children.
Essentially, a Ned Flanders hunk of man meat.

"Lonaggi McCornball ruined my life, he stole my husband and raised my children while I was at work."
"That Lonaggi is somethin' else."

by NoLonaggi June 30, 2015

Longgirth

The state of being long as well as girthy

His package was spectacular girl, it was long and girthy, Split me wide open He had LONGGIRTH FO SHO

by Misfittabulous October 21, 2025