Lonan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

#caveman#shit show#blasted#wrecked#poop

There was a Lonan on the toilet last Thursday night

by Savage12643 March 26, 2019

Lonan

Another word for autofelatio

“I lonaned last night” «nasty»

by Memes in Arabic September 26, 2021

Lonan Jenkins

mythical Irish figure.
excelled in war, music and womanizing.

'And with that Lonan Jenkins had won the Battle and Freed Ireland from tyranny once again'

by thebryanmyster February 26, 2009

Lonan Move

A Lonan move could be any of the below.
Placing a large stake on a low odds bet and it loses.
Sending a message informing groupchat members of an event that happened 2 weeks ago.
Backing a sportsperson or team and they lose, regardless of who they are, if you send anything about them, they lose.

That is a typical Lonan move

by BradleySmth23 September 13, 2023

Dirty Lonan

The act of dreaming about your BF's friends and telling them first

See also: Dreamscape

Person: why did you and your gf broke up.
Person 2: She pulled a Dirty Lonan

by Firefly00 February 4, 2022