Lonan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

#caveman#shit show#blasted#wrecked#poop

There was a Lonan on the toilet last Thursday night

by Savage12643 March 26, 2019

Lonan

Another word for autofelatio

“I lonaned last night” «nasty»

by Memes in Arabic September 26, 2021

Lonan Jenkins

mythical Irish figure.
excelled in war, music and womanizing.

'And with that Lonan Jenkins had won the Battle and Freed Ireland from tyranny once again'

by thebryanmyster February 26, 2009

Lonan Move

A Lonan move could be any of the below.
Placing a large stake on a low odds bet and it loses.
Sending a message informing groupchat members of an event that happened 2 weeks ago.
Backing a sportsperson or team and they lose, regardless of who they are, if you send anything about them, they lose.

That is a typical Lonan move

by BradleySmth23 September 13, 2023

Dirty Lonan

The act of dreaming about your BF's friends and telling them first

See also: Dreamscape

Person: why did you and your gf broke up.
Person 2: She pulled a Dirty Lonan

by Firefly00 February 4, 2022

Logan Grimes

Australian college student and youtuber aka soundcloud rapper (see “J. Grimes”) . Notorious for his terrible music and crazy hair. he makes YouTube videos about the crazy shit he does as He’s prone to criminal versatility and shows no remorse for his reckless crimes, he may be beautiful but he’s no angel. Not much is known about his origin but he enjoys breaking the rules and is considered a 12 year old in an adult body. if Logan is mentioned anywhere usually crime or violence follows. please stay away from this guy if you value your sanity and soul

Girl 1: omg Tyler is so hot
Girl 2: he’s not Logan grimes though

Girl 1: ew you like Logan ?

Girl 2: hell yes! there’s just something so mysterious about him

Girl 1: well if you wanna end up a single mom with her baby daddy in jail then go for it

Girl 2: .........

by Miss chaos queen June 10, 2021

logan grimes

some kid with a beard who works multiple jobs and does everything possible (learn multiple languages, trains in boxing, plays instruments and write books, parkour, etc) also known under “J grimes” or even junior grimes.

Hits on every girl he meets and in love with bella chick.

Logan thinks he’s invincible just because he’s got his own car and place. A real life johnny bravo if you will.

logan grimes is a fuckboi who doesn’t know how to grow up

by Dadadarla July 14, 2021