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This is when a funny lolwut moment turns bad and is well into the wtf stage of moment awkwardness.
Troll: Google "goatse" and click "images", she's really hot
***RandomUser googles & clicks***
RandomUser: LOLWUTF
Troll: ;D
lolwutf by aliaz September 23, 2011
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lolwtfbbqhax 

Laughing out loud what the fuck barbecue hacks.
lolwtfbbqhax!
lolwtfbbqhax?
Yes, lolwtfbbqhax.
lolwtfbbqhax by MrWes April 21, 2010
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lolwtfffs 

Laugh Out Loud What The Fuck For Fuck's Sake
Person 1: So I was oggling this 12-year-old's butt the other day...
Person 2: lolwtfffs?!
lolwtfffs by Trollbeast August 18, 2012

lolwtfok 

Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.
AC: ...and by curious I mean bi-curious ;-) ;-) ;-)

MadEyeMahmoody: lolwtfok
lolwtfok by Capt.Crunch89 April 22, 2011
Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.

Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.
Person 1: Get out before I call the police
Person 2: lolwut?
lolwut by -Tacgnol- December 28, 2008

lolwut!? 

Term used in forums (generally gaming forums) to reply in one word to a post that either is far off topic, makes no sense at all, or is just plain stupid. The side effect of this is that the thread remains off-topic.
Poster-A
OP (post 1): Hi, I was wondering how many times can I cast a spell before I need to build my mana back up?

Poster-B
Post 2: my balls hurt, noob.

Poster-C
Post 3: lolwut!?

Poster-A
Post 4: I hate you people! Whhaaaaaaa...
lolwut!? by Wickedsick Smitty March 30, 2009
when someone is so confused in a situation they find it funny.
*boy girl talking on facebook

boy - hey
girl - i like you
girl - NO I DONT
girl - YES YOU DO!
boy - lolwut?
lolwut? by 12 inch October 30, 2010
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