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Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.

Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.
Person 1: Get out before I call the police
Person 2: lolwut?
by -Tacgnol- May 21, 2007
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004
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Term used in forums (generally gaming forums) to reply in one word to a post that either is far off topic, makes no sense at all, or is just plain stupid. The side effect of this is that the thread remains off-topic.
Poster-A
OP (post 1): Hi, I was wondering how many times can I cast a spell before I need to build my mana back up?

Poster-B
Post 2: my balls hurt, noob.

Poster-C
Post 3: lolwut!?

Poster-A
Post 4: I hate you people! Whhaaaaaaa...
by Wickedsick Smitty November 16, 2008
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when someone is so confused in a situation they find it funny.
*boy girl talking on facebook

boy - hey
girl - i like you
girl - NO I DONT
girl - YES YOU DO!
boy - lolwut?
by 12 inch October 29, 2010
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Similar to lol wtf. When someone says something random or stupid and funny, and you don't understand what they just said, just reply with the pear picture. LOL WUT is written on this because it's a funny picture and it suits the face
Bill: What would you say if i said i can do a massive god jesus boy hadouken?

Ben: lol wut
by LOL WUT Pear February 02, 2007
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An image macro used to express confusion, amusement or disbelief, usually in response to something random or outrageous. It originated on 4chan and is based on "The Biting Pear of Salamanca" by artist Ursula Vernon. Many other versions now exist.
"flying monkies in my intertubs"

"lol wut"
by Raigne March 21, 2008
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Meaning: "What?" in a more comedic way.
The term could be used in several different ways.
Such as when you don't understand something or when somebody says something extremely random.
Person 1: I had a seizure yesterday.
Person 2: lolwut?
by fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou December 09, 2010
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