lolwtfomg

1.Started as a bad joke against IMers who mutilate the english language, this word is truly a combination of three emotions:
-First the user is amused
-then the user is confused
-then the sudden realization of what the user was laughing at comes up

2.Laughing at soething really bizzare

3.The H-bomb of instant messaging.

ceXXigurl79:omg i jus luuuv to hav secks wit fram aminals! r u a fram aminal?
pervrted12yrold:lolwtfomg!

lolwtfomg by Trex July 21, 2004

lolwtfok 

Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.

AC: ...and by curious I mean bi-curious ;-) ;-) ;-)

MadEyeMahmoody: lolwtfok

lolwtfok by Capt.Crunch89 April 22, 2011

LOLWTFOMGNOOB 

LOLWTFOMGNOOB: Basically an upgraded version of "Noob" that is seldomly yet frequently used when a burst of noobishness arises and someone can control their laughing anymore and resort to this noobish word.

Nuber101: Hay wher do can i get da first level//

RandomFag: LOLWTFOMGNOOB

AntiNoob: Shut up, Noob.

LOLWTFOMGNOOB by Anklecaster June 28, 2008

LOLDFOMGHAX 

Literally means 'lough out load, dude, fail, oh my gosh hacks!'

Usually used when you have nothing else to say, or your just being retarded....

also nearly a 1337 word

sane person: Hey man did you see this video about the trailer of a gaming called 'xero wing?' Its a parody of a game called zero wing!

retarded person: LOLDFOMGHAX!

sane person: That has nothing to do with the subject, retard...

LOLDFOMGHAX by 3P!Cf41L!!! May 30, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022