Definitions by Capt.Crunch89

White Guilt Oscar 

When an otherwise mediocre movie gets hype and praise just because of race-based novelty

Jordan Peele is the White Guilt Oscar king

White Guilt Oscar by Capt.Crunch89 July 25, 2022

Weezy Scarf 

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.

Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!

Weezy Scarf by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011

Hijabi Bluetooth 

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

Hijabi Bluetooth by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011

lolwtfok 

Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.

AC: ...and by curious I mean bi-curious ;-) ;-) ;-)

MadEyeMahmoody: lolwtfok

lolwtfok by Capt.Crunch89 April 22, 2011