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dude im lolofc!!!
lolofc by OPleet May 14, 2011
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lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006
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lolocalypse

A level above lolocaust, (although a lolocaust does not necessarily have to occur previous to the lolocalypse).

The lolocalypse is when something is so incredibly funny, it is capable of exterminating all humans on the planet Earth. Theoretically, the lolocalypse can only occur once, after which all humans will have been killed, and apes with rise to power. This is why it is referred to as 'the' lolocalypse, and not 'a' lolocalypse.

The 'lol' can also be replaced with 'lawl.' This simply make the word easier to annunciate the word.
Man that was funny. It almost started the lolocolypse!

Prepare yourself for this joke, guys. It could very well bring about the lolocalypse!
lolocalypse by Quacker1 January 25, 2008

loloscope 

A navigational tool used for locating lols
'I've just spied a lol with my trusty loloscope! rofl!'

Lolocaust Denier 

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
Lolocaust Denier by lbr11 May 20, 2011
A symptom of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) where one uses the popular acronym, "lol" repeatedly at the end of every sentence, no matter what the circumstances are of the conversation.

When one has lolocd, their friends are mostly okay with the fact that they use "lol" after every sentence, though new people are often not.
Example 1: (over instant messaging)

Billy: Hey John, I've got some bad news. My grandmother died. She was with us for so long.

John: Oh man, I'm so sorry John I hope you feel better. My thoughts go out to you and your family. It's so sad that she died. lol

Example 2: (over instant messaging)

Courtney: OMFG Amanda!!!! I just got expelled wtf? I love that school and just because of my grades I can't go there anymore?!?!?!

Amanda: lol

Courtney goes offline

The people above have lolocd...................lol
lolocd by stephenzacko January 5, 2011

Lolocaust 

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
Lolocaust by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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