lolocalypse

A level above lolocaust, (although a lolocaust does not necessarily have to occur previous to the lolocalypse).

The lolocalypse is when something is so incredibly funny, it is capable of exterminating all humans on the planet Earth. Theoretically, the lolocalypse can only occur once, after which all humans will have been killed, and apes with rise to power. This is why it is referred to as 'the' lolocalypse, and not 'a' lolocalypse.

The 'lol' can also be replaced with 'lawl.' This simply make the word easier to annunciate the word.

Man that was funny. It almost started the lolocolypse!

Prepare yourself for this joke, guys. It could very well bring about the lolocalypse!

lolocalypse by Quacker1 January 25, 2008

lolocalypse

A type of fish found in Moldova. (Order Siluriformes)

I ate a lolocalypse, then shit it out.

lolocalypse by somekidiknew April 14, 2009

lolpocalypse

the time in which human laughter will cease to exist and be replaced by torrents of lol's (not to be confused with lulz).

person: Lol, I've forgotten how to actually laugh. It must be the Lolpocalypse.

lolpocalypse by hybrid zapdos September 29, 2009

lolacolypse 

The ending of the world due to laughter, only to be used on EXTREMELY funny jokes.

Dude, haha, if you ever brodcast that joke on the radio it could cause a lolacolypse

lolacolypse by Anikay August 30, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022