lolocalypse

A level above lolocaust, (although a lolocaust does not necessarily have to occur previous to the lolocalypse).

The lolocalypse is when something is so incredibly funny, it is capable of exterminating all humans on the planet Earth. Theoretically, the lolocalypse can only occur once, after which all humans will have been killed, and apes with rise to power. This is why it is referred to as 'the' lolocalypse, and not 'a' lolocalypse.

The 'lol' can also be replaced with 'lawl.' This simply make the word easier to annunciate the word.

Man that was funny. It almost started the lolocolypse!

Prepare yourself for this joke, guys. It could very well bring about the lolocalypse!

lolocalypse by Quacker1 January 25, 2008

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lolocalypse

A type of fish found in Moldova. (Order Siluriformes)

I ate a lolocalypse, then shit it out.

lolocalypse by somekidiknew April 14, 2009

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lolocalypse • lolpocalypse • lolacolypse

lolpocalypse

the time in which human laughter will cease to exist and be replaced by torrents of lol's (not to be confused with lulz).

person: Lol, I've forgotten how to actually laugh. It must be the Lolpocalypse.

lolpocalypse by hybrid zapdos September 29, 2009

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lolacolypse

The ending of the world due to laughter, only to be used on EXTREMELY funny jokes.

Dude, haha, if you ever brodcast that joke on the radio it could cause a lolacolypse

lolacolypse by Anikay August 30, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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