lollypants

A pair of pants that cause the wearer to experience a lollyic sensation in which they are transported to an alternate universe where all of their greatest wishes may come true.

Macbeth: Act I. Scene 2.

Macbeth: "Over yonder that man seems to be sporting a fine pair of lollypants."
King Duncan: "Indeed."

lollypants by Mr. Lolly October 21, 2005

lollyphant 

It's an Elephant made of Lollies. Lollies, I believe, are called suckers in America. They don't actually exsist but they are good to blame things on.

"Where's my cake gone? Did you eat it?"
"No the Lollyphant did!"

lollyphant by Lollyphant June 22, 2007

lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

lollerpants 

An exclamation expressing out loud laugher.

hahaha oh lollerpants!

lollerpants by Chemical Burn November 8, 2006

Mollypants 

Someone who is made of super-awesomeness that can always make you laugh, is vegetarian and talks to animals in a high-pitched voice.

She is such a mollypants!

Mollypants by sunshine cookie February 5, 2010

lollipants 

when an older woman laughs so hard she pees a little in her pants

Aunt Mona laughed so hard she lollipantsed.

lollipants by funnygirlllll232 June 28, 2011

Mollypants 

The most annoying younger sibling ever

“Shut up mollypants”

Mollypants by Specialone223 December 30, 2023