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Mollypants 

Shut up mollypants”
Mollypants by Specialone223 December 30, 2023

mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007

Moodypants 

When someone or something is in a less than happy mood, this person may be described as moodypants, or alternatively, moodyplum.
Jo: If you jump over the fence to get that ball I'm going home.

Me: Don't be moodypants.

Jo: Fuck off.

Me: Moodyplum.
Moodypants by SexySean88 January 21, 2009

Mollyrant 

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.
My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!
Mollyrant by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

moneypants

noun
1. Pants made of US Dollars or other paper currency, held together by clear fabric, or lacquer.

adjective
1. Savvy, cool. Exhibiting the elegant sensibilities of one who wears moneypants.
2. Exhibiting excellent quality. Desirable. Worthy of praise.
1. Check out this new pair of moneypants that my sexy, streetwise seamstress girlfriend made for me. The sight of me wearing them certainly elicits feelings of envy and admiration in others, does it not?
2. That fellow is looking moneypants in his fancy new car.
3. Tonight my friends and I will be attending various parties in bars and fine houses throughout town. We will drink fine liquors and will converse with many beautiful, interesting women. It will be moneypants.
moneypants by Lymojo September 16, 2009

lollypants

A pair of pants that cause the wearer to experience a lollyic sensation in which they are transported to an alternate universe where all of their greatest wishes may come true.
Macbeth: Act I. Scene 2.

Macbeth: "Over yonder that man seems to be sporting a fine pair of lollypants."
King Duncan: "Indeed."
lollypants by Mr. Lolly October 21, 2005