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lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful
Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...
lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008
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lollerpants 

An exclamation expressing out loud laugher.
hahaha oh lollerpants!
lollerpants by Chemical Burn November 8, 2006

lollypants

A pair of pants that cause the wearer to experience a lollyic sensation in which they are transported to an alternate universe where all of their greatest wishes may come true.
Macbeth: Act I. Scene 2.

Macbeth: "Over yonder that man seems to be sporting a fine pair of lollypants."
King Duncan: "Indeed."
lollypants by Mr. Lolly October 21, 2005

Lollipads 

Law-lee-pads
Verb

Like many lily pads in a pond; many LOL's in one go.

QT 2023 (but I've been saying it since I was 15)
T: No, you can't go down on me. I have jock itch, I'm covered in baby powder.
Q: Lollipads
Lollipads by Tiditee January 21, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026