lollipants 

when an older woman laughs so hard she pees a little in her pants

Aunt Mona laughed so hard she lollipantsed.

lollipants by funnygirlllll232 June 28, 2011

lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

lollerpants 

An exclamation expressing out loud laugher.

hahaha oh lollerpants!

lollerpants by Chemical Burn November 8, 2006

lollypants

A pair of pants that cause the wearer to experience a lollyic sensation in which they are transported to an alternate universe where all of their greatest wishes may come true.

Macbeth: Act I. Scene 2.

Macbeth: "Over yonder that man seems to be sporting a fine pair of lollypants."
King Duncan: "Indeed."

lollypants by Mr. Lolly October 21, 2005

Lollipads 

Law-lee-pads
Verb

Like many lily pads in a pond; many LOL's in one go.

QT 2023 (but I've been saying it since I was 15)

T: No, you can't go down on me. I have jock itch, I'm covered in baby powder.
Q: Lollipads

Lollipads by Tiditee January 21, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004