lollygabber 

One who engages in lollygabbing
One who engages in lollygabbing: An inconsiderate individual who is oblivious to their surroundings due to being distracted by talking or texting on their cell phone much to the detriment of other nearby people

Companion 1: Hey! Watch where you're going dude. Stop lollygabbing and pay attention!
Companion 2: Damn lollygabber!

lollygabber by no1sandman November 23, 2014

lollygrabber 

a person who criticizes, objects to, or opposes something. One that takes the fun out of life. Synonyms: naysayer, cynic, complainer, defeatist, downer, killjoy, misanthrope, sourpuss, party pooper, curmudgeon, crank, kvetch, Debbie downer.

He's quite the lollygrabber, always complaining about the food wherever we go out to eat.

lollygrabber by halrevs August 7, 2021

freeway lollygabbing 

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

freeway lollygabbing by no1sandman November 22, 2014

lollygagger 

A slacker, life is laidback. If you give a fuck, that's one fuck too much.

Williams! You're late for work again, you slack-ass lollygagger. Drop and give me 50.

lollygagger by Flea23 July 24, 2004

lollygagger 

:Lol'i*gag*er, a.(lollygagging);

Lollygagger, The art of being extremely slow at everything; sloth like; moving a small distance in a long time; not quick in motion; tardy; to delay; sluggish; a habitually slow dude.

Yo, Sketchly! Im ready to go to the bar. Why you still putting on your damn socks? Your a damn lollygagger, always taking your sweet ass time. Im going without you! Peace, im out! You lollygagging bitch!

lollygagger by Bertabun November 13, 2006

lollygagger 

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.

My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!

lollygagger by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004

lollygagger 

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker

- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers

lollygagger by Brother Number One December 28, 2005