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lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.
lolligaggin by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

lollygagger 

A slacker, life is laidback. If you give a fuck, that's one fuck too much.
Williams! You're late for work again, you slack-ass lollygagger. Drop and give me 50.
lollygagger by Flea23 July 24, 2004

Lolligagger 

-One that wanders meanderously, with no where to go or in no hurry around people who have places to go and people to see.
-Slow, meandering people.
-The opposite of a speed demon.
Speed it up Lolligagger, I have a meeting to get to.
Lolligagger by cityslicker85 February 5, 2010

lolligaggability 

the efficiency of one's ability to waste time while essentially just doing nothing.
Lilly decided to increase her maximum lolligaggability by conversing with Tarik during gym class.
lolligaggability by Jonnn May 1, 2006

lollygagger 

:Lol'i*gag*er, a.(lollygagging);

Lollygagger, The art of being extremely slow at everything; sloth like; moving a small distance in a long time; not quick in motion; tardy; to delay; sluggish; a habitually slow dude.
Yo, Sketchly! Im ready to go to the bar. Why you still putting on your damn socks? Your a damn lollygagger, always taking your sweet ass time. Im going without you! Peace, im out! You lollygagging bitch!
lollygagger by Bertabun November 13, 2006

lollygagger 

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.
My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!
lollygagger by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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