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loliphile 

A person with an obsession with underage anime/hentai girls who is not nessacarily a pedophile.
Guy 1: Dude, I've got a bunch of nekkid Carcaptor Sakura pics on my PC!
Guy 2: You loliphile!
loliphile by Channer October 7, 2004

Lolophobe 

A 'Lolophobe' is a person who dislikes/refuses to use the abbreviation 'lol'.
Example 1:

Person 1: I think that guy is a Lolophobe!

Person 2: Really..? Why?

Person 1: He never uses the word lol.

Example 2:

Person 1: I hate it when people use the abbreviation 'lol'. Does that make me a Lolophobe?

Person 2: Yeah.
Lolophobe by Gerartie March 26, 2009

Lolophobia 

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious
Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious
Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008
A person with an extreme and irrational aversion to logical statements and general common sense.
Person 1:Excuse me sir, do you have the time?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: Did you just assume my gender?!

Person 1: Are you...not a man?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: BIGOT!
Person 1 thinking: That poor student is a Logiphobe.
Logiphobe by Seanzy Fonzerelli 33 December 1, 2016

Loliphobia 

The fear of lolis or small anime girls.
Loliphobia: The fear of lolis or small anime girls.

Person watching anime, sees a tiny anime girl, crawled into the corner and cried while blubbering nonsense about lolis "looking young."
Loliphobia by Master_Nemesis April 1, 2019

lolophobic 

A tremendous fear to laugh, no matter how funny the thing is
-Yesterday i was hanging out with Chris and Peter, Chris told a funny joke and we both laughed so hard.
- heheh.
- yea but Peter started to scream jumped out through the window, its a good thing that i live in a first floor.
- Aw, you shouldnt laugh near Peter, he's lolophobic
lolophobic by Ormin December 25, 2007