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loliphile 

A person with an obsession with underage anime/hentai girls who is not nessacarily a pedophile.
Guy 1: Dude, I've got a bunch of nekkid Carcaptor Sakura pics on my PC!
Guy 2: You loliphile!
loliphile by Channer October 7, 2004

Lolophobe 

A 'Lolophobe' is a person who dislikes/refuses to use the abbreviation 'lol'.
Example 1:

Person 1: I think that guy is a Lolophobe!

Person 2: Really..? Why?

Person 1: He never uses the word lol.

Example 2:

Person 1: I hate it when people use the abbreviation 'lol'. Does that make me a Lolophobe?

Person 2: Yeah.
Lolophobe by Gerartie March 26, 2009

Lolophobia 

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious
Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious
Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008
A person with an extreme and irrational aversion to logical statements and general common sense.
Person 1:Excuse me sir, do you have the time?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: Did you just assume my gender?!

Person 1: Are you...not a man?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: BIGOT!
Person 1 thinking: That poor student is a Logiphobe.
Logiphobe by Seanzy Fonzerelli 33 December 1, 2016

Loliphobia 

The fear of lolis or small anime girls.
Loliphobia: The fear of lolis or small anime girls.

Person watching anime, sees a tiny anime girl, crawled into the corner and cried while blubbering nonsense about lolis "looking young."
Loliphobia by Master_Nemesis April 1, 2019

lolophobic 

A tremendous fear to laugh, no matter how funny the thing is
-Yesterday i was hanging out with Chris and Peter, Chris told a funny joke and we both laughed so hard.
- heheh.
- yea but Peter started to scream jumped out through the window, its a good thing that i live in a first floor.
- Aw, you shouldnt laugh near Peter, he's lolophobic
lolophobic by Ormin December 25, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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