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lolcon

What you type into Google incognito mode when you want to see actual loli hentai results and not just definitions and/or arguments about it.
Girl 1: Man, I can't get Google to show me any actual lolicon! It's always some stupid Wikipedia article telling me what it means or a Reddit post bitching about its existence!

Girl 2: You gotta type in "lolcon" so the filters don't catch it! That's the only way to get past the bullshit and straight to the point with Google.
by DFChest August 30, 2024
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Lolcow

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge
Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports
by StringCool October 11, 2019
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Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.
A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!
by Plasticbox October 8, 2020
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lolcow

A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.
by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008
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Lolcow Wrangler

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
by romhack64 January 23, 2023
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lolrony

A Dwarf calling a little kid short; Bigfoot calling someone mysterious; Robin Williams calling someone hairy.

Girl: Your so stupid
Boy: LOLRONY. You spelt you're wrong, genius!
by Governmental Flu July 27, 2007
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Hentai Lolicon Overlord

A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.

His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.

Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!

Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
by HowTragic January 23, 2011
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