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An urban legend that we don't know where it originated. Logman is a man that is made entirely of logs. He has logs for brains. Many kids are scared of Logman because they do not realize the difference between reality and fiction.
Oh no! Logman has been giving me nightmares.
logman by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023

Logan Grimes 

Australian college student and youtuber aka soundcloud rapper (see “J. Grimes”) . Notorious for his terrible music and crazy hair. he makes YouTube videos about the crazy shit he does as He’s prone to criminal versatility and shows no remorse for his reckless crimes, he may be beautiful but he’s no angel. Not much is known about his origin but he enjoys breaking the rules and is considered a 12 year old in an adult body. if Logan is mentioned anywhere usually crime or violence follows. please stay away from this guy if you value your sanity and soul
Girl 1: omg Tyler is so hot
Girl 2: he’s not Logan grimes though

Girl 1: ew you like Logan ?

Girl 2: hell yes! there’s just something so mysterious about him

Girl 1: well if you wanna end up a single mom with her baby daddy in jail then go for it

Girl 2: .........

logan grimes 

some kid with a beard who works multiple jobs and does everything possible (learn multiple languages, trains in boxing, plays instruments and write books, parkour, etc) also known under “J grimes” or even junior grimes.

Hits on every girl he meets and in love with bella chick.

Logan thinks he’s invincible just because he’s got his own car and place. A real life johnny bravo if you will.
logan grimes is a fuckboi who doesn’t know how to grow up
logan grimes by Dadadarla July 14, 2021

Logan Grimes 

A poorly judged individual whom everyone likes to judge based solely on his appearance and voice simply because everybody thinks he’s the badguy when he’s not.

Logan just wants to free people and expose the worse types than himself. he’s something of a criminal mind yet he’s not evil.

the difference between Logan grimes and evil people (companies, celebrities, politicians, etc) is that he never tries to delude you into thinking he’s a saint, he outright tells you what he’s about yet majority of people like to lie to your face and pretend to be your best friend.

Logan Grimes is a dream disguised as a nightmare....or was it the other way around?

Also, yes he’s a SoundCloud rapper, actor, writer, Internet gangster, dancer and former PI

it’s junior grimes (Logan) who were talking about , right? Duh!
Logan grimes has commited so many crimes and done wrong to so many people without any ounce of remorse and for what? Because he’s damaged and flawed and is in pain

Logan/junior needs the sympathy for his crimes as he can’t help himself and is the innocent criminal

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Logan: let’s go back to my place, girl

Nikki: omg your too bad of a boy for me to do that

Logan: I wasn’t asking ;)

Nikki: 0_o

Logan: I can see feel your desire

Nikki: omg your right. I want you badly , J!

*both proceed to make out and get naked*
Logan Grimes by Unusually late August 6, 2021

Logan Sanders 

Deceit: Well call me, Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders by Marshmellowsweets September 3, 2018

Logan's Box 

Where a heterosexual male performs Cunnilingus on a transgender female (male sex organs at birth and transitioned to female sex organs, post-surgery).
Last night, my buddy was out at McFadden's drinking all night and ended up going down on a Logan's Box from a chick he picked up at the bar. He had no idea he was giving a Logan's Box until the next morning when he sobered up.
Logan's Box by JenMilik July 20, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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