locktess 

A very crutial accessory that is near the shoulder. Usually shiny or raw. Located near the neaner area. Looks very cool but gets messed up very easily. Many people get angry about the locktess, simply because they don't know where it is located. The locktess is easily change an ugly man to a sexy man in seconds. The locktess looks best in blue, though maroon also looks pretty dope.

"Yo Drew your locktess is messed up G"
"What's that?"
"It's in the neaner area"
"Oh! thanks I looked stupid for a second."

locktess by locktess monster October 2, 2013

Locktease 

noun
1. A phenomenon that occurs in video games where treasure is visible but not attainable yet.

Origin: Penny Arcade, 2013. A portmanteau of the words "Lock" and "Cocktease".

"Have you played that new game AdventureQuest 4?"

"Yeah, but it's driving me crazy. Every time I turn a corner there's a treasure chest I can't reach because I'm not a high enough level yet! That game is such a locktease."

Locktease by Furbag January 28, 2013

lockness 

the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context

Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.

lockness by JVince December 14, 2006

lockness mandredie 

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.

yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome

lockness mandredie by jack_reacher January 11, 2011

Lockness 

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

Lockness by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025

fartness lockness 

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

fartness lockness by fartness lockness June 30, 2022