lockness 

the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context

Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.

lockness by JVince December 14, 2006

Lockness 

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

Lockness by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025

lockness mandredie 

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.

yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome

lockness mandredie by jack_reacher January 11, 2011

fartness lockness 

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

fartness lockness by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

lackness 

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.

The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.

lackness by suzgirl November 24, 2016

loconess 

a word meaning "craziness"

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!

loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet

I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...

lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008