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Lockland
Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.
Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
Lockland by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005
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Locklond
Locklond or Locke is a awesome guy with a penis the size of a uhaul! It’s not only as long as a uhaul, but like a uhaul, it’s “been around”! Definitely take advantage of any guy named Locke, especially if he has blond curly hair!!
Lady 1“Locklond’s dick last night was like a 13 cart train going in and out my ass all night!!”
Lady 2 “I wish I could fuck a Locke too!”
Lady 2 “I wish I could fuck a Locke too!”
Locklond by Asdfghjnbvz February 15, 2022
lockland
MAn This Lockset 513, ja heard nigga we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and Zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in America
(as in example one, but Nigga)
Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt
(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)
Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt
(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)
lockland by Fent Mc Dent PWn jo0 May 2, 2005
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Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.
lockland ohio by Lockland guy June 4, 2017
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