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Lockland 

Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.
Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
Lockland by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005
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lockland 

MAn This Lockset 513, ja heard nigga we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and Zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in America
(as in example one, but Nigga)

Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt

(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)

lockland ohio 

Lockland ohio
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.
Stay away from lockland ohio unless you want a high or ripped of while driving down the road.
lockland ohio by Lockland guy June 4, 2017

Lockland Split 

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Lockland Split by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.
Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011
A hell hole in san antonio texas. built by the Air Force for Basic training, It is the fear of every person joining. This place wil scar anyone for the rest of their life. If the drill sergeants dont kill you, the Texas heat will.
Dude!! I am being sent to lackland for training!!!

"OH GOD, I AM SORRY"
lackland by Scott Z. April 21, 2008
one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.
that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland
lochland by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019
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