Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.
Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
by WhiteyMcWhitster May 01, 2005
MAn This Lockset 513, ja heard nigga we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and Zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in America
(as in example one, but Nigga)
Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt
(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)
Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt
(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)
by Fent Mc Dent PWn jo0 May 03, 2005
Lockland ohio
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.
by Lockland guy June 05, 2017
A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
by DeanWalden April 29, 2022