Lockboxin'
Lockboxin' by Valeriepublican July 16, 2011
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Lockerboxing
"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels
Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.
Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.
Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019
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Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox
A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
-- Conan O'Brien
Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
lockbox
testicle lockbox
A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
testicle lockbox by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
lockerboxing
Lockerboxing is unique to hockey. It usually takes place in the lockerroom after practices. Players often leave the bottom half of their pads (except their skates) on and take off their shoulder and elbow pads. The fight consists mostly of blows to the head.
lockerboxing by Patriots!!! November 18, 2010
lockbox
When someone has something you want or need, but they won't give it to you.
Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.
Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.
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