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Lobotomised 

1. a patient after an operation where a small part of the brain is removed and is therefore usually overly calm and drools often

2.excedingly drunk, to the point of wishing you were dead and hurling vomit and feces in every direction.

ext. lobotron: someone that constantly partakes in the act of becoming lobotomised.
1. the man drooling in the courtyard of the assylum was lobotomised.

2. i dont remember what i did last night but i am sore and i stink this morning my freinds said i was lobotomised and told me about how i was walking to people and vomiting on them and i smelled bad because i shat myself and constantly falling over and screaming tht i wished i was dead.

ext. my friends all tell me i am a lobotron but i cant remember anything except being in the shower and smelling really bad.
Lobotomised by Dildo Williams July 26, 2008
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Lobotomised incomplete 

When you're drugged and beaten and raped your whole childhood education and employment with prejudiced hate directed at you to the point your files look defiled.
My files are lobotomised incomplete and I've got drug lag and pseudosoup destroyed my life, I've been shot with a entire bottle of BB's in retailitory hate-crimes and I've only got a grade 3 educational graduated grade, is this a survivability issue?
Lobotomised incomplete by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

lobotomite 

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.
What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.
lobotomite by TexasRed May 8, 2019

Lobotomite 

A word commonly used by Pyrocynical that describes someone who is completely retarded.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Logan Paul?

Person 2: Yeah, what a lobotomite
Lobotomite by 2001HondaCivic September 29, 2019

Lobotomized Starfish 

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.
He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

lobotomite 

someone who suffers from extreme lack of critical thought, either through organic causes, brain damage, or lack of neural exercise.
Fox News has cornered the market in the 31-46 lobotomite demographic.
lobotomite by ALargerView January 23, 2011

lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.
john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.
lobotomized Rock by being formless September 13, 2022
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