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Noun. One who loafts. One who chills excessively for no reason, often to kill time or from a lack of things to do.
Son, this summer I've been a mad loafter.

You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.
loafter by unhhhstar January 3, 2009
n;loaft, loafting, loafted, loafter

someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.

"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."
he's SUCH a loafter.
loafter by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010

loafatron 

a crazy girl that shows people what she is listening to on her Ipod. Loafatron is also a girl that reads peoples comments on Myspace.
Sophie Marie Maloney Norton is a Loafatron
loafatron by Katrina Schmidtmann January 6, 2008

chode master general loaf eater 

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode
that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz

lafester 

An annoying little sister who is the favorite over everyone else in the house who thinks she is all that and a bag of fucking chips but in reality is a little bitch
Look at my sister, she’s such a lafester
lafester by Hswnsbdjskskwjshs May 16, 2020
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