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lmao
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
ayy lmao
A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.
ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014
Omar lmao, my ocean day view
Omar lmao, my ocean day view by SHOERSON October 1, 2018
LMAO
Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
LMAO by wublovah3000 July 8, 2015
Lmao
It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off
Lmao by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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