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Beautiful girl and is actually so pretty. Is so funny and is a great friend, Laoise’s are really crazy and you alway will have great fun. If you have a friend Laoise make sure you hold onto her because a lot of people would love a Laoise in there life
Laoise is a great friend
Laoise by Grace and Lola October 20, 2019

Lmaosaur 

A rare dinosaur from the Jurassic period approximately 74680000000 years ago.
Some scientists believe the Lmaosaur survived on lolberries from the forest of rofltopia. Bones of the great arse shaped beast were uncovered in 1897 by Sven Bjorlol. Upon finding the bones of this strange and loltacular specimen, Sven had a colossal fit of laughter which resonated from his buttocks. When he had been loling for over 3 days, his anus and surrounding buttcheeks fell from the rest of his body and he died from Roflmaogitis. When his friend Friedrick Von Apelike-rofl found his body he yelled "LMAO!"
Thus, the newly discovered dinosaur came to be known as the Lmaosaur.
The Lmaosaur was feared by other dinosaurs for its spectacular Lmao-attack which left its enemies arseless.

lmaoshifottaasalotf

laughing my ass off so hard i fell off the toilet and accidentally shit a little on the floor
When i saw his snapchat of him getting head i lmaoshifottaasalotf

lmaoshmsfoaidmt 

abrreviation of laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.
i was lmaoshmsfoaidmt.

Ayy Lmaos 

Aliens, Extra-terrestrial beings. Comes from the phrase, Ayy Lmao, popular with ETs.
Guy 1: You going to area 51?
Guy 2: Yeah, I want to see all those Ayy Lmaos.
Ayy Lmaos by Area51DoesntExist July 25, 2019
Laughing My Ass Off Slowly And Orgasmicly

When something is funny and ur laugh almost sounds orgasmy
Hope: Then i picked woojin's lunchbox up
Marie: LOL
Hope: I threw it in the forest
Marie: LMAO hahaha
Hope: then woojin had to steal a new lunchbox before his mom found out
Marie: LMAOSAO
lmaosao by Laylana June 16, 2008
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