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lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOTICS 

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Till I Can't Stop.

An acronym that is used online, to express hardcore laughter at something extremly funny said by someone else.
Jane: i met this guy in the club and he was trying to make a pass at me...

Jason: oh really, well, what did he say?

Jane : he said "baby, you so hot, they should turn off the heating in this place!"

Jason: LMFAOTICS!!! i can't believe he was that lame!
LMFAOTICS by GT Playa October 15, 2009

lmfaoasmp 

i was talkin to homie when he busted a joke and i lmfaoasmp so i ran to the bathroom to clean it up
lmfaoasmp by quint1234 November 15, 2009

LMFAOSMMTUAFIMC 

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF SO MUCH MY TURBAN UNRAVELS AND FALLS IN MY CURRY.
When you find something funny like LMFAOSMMTUAFIMC

LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY 

Acronym for "Laughing my fucking ass off I killed my husband in my wedding dress when we lived together in Tampa, Florida in the year nineteen seventy three and the authorities have not caught on to me yet
This is so funny I'm LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

lmfaosmjajismpasmomscardtssasotromhahmfomclikotwmfibtibotmfw 

laughing my fucking ass of sweet mary jesus and joseph i'm shitting my pants and stripping myself of my shit clothing and run down the street screaming and standing on the roof of my house and hit my fists on my chest like i'm king of the world mother fuckers i'll blow the insanity boat out the mother fucking water
person 1: *tells a joke*
person 2: lmfaosmjajismpasmomscardtssasotromhahmfomclikotwmfibtibotmfw
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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