One of which cannot be explained... This word was used to expand on the importance of "Lmao". It needs to be recognised as the longest possible msn "short hand" word ever... Over many a time, people have tried to extend the word... and failed miserably...

Ok so Jimmy said something really lame on msn, he expects you to laugh... Most people would usually type "lol". Except "lol" has lost its meaning from "Laugh out Loud"... It is now "I'm really not that interested in what you have to say"... which if said to Jimmy, would be litterally socially face slamming him into an oncoming truck, almost like calling his mum a raging lesbian. But the good part is... Jimmy will think you are happy with his joke.

In this case, saying "lol" would express your feelings to the joke without Jimmy knowing how you actually feel.

Now say Jimmy said something extremely hilarious... It is recommened we not use the word "Lmao" alone. This short hand word has become completely powerless against good jokes and makes the teller feel like they need to try better... Give a brother a hand and type "Lmaotrailisticalisationalism"... even if you have to make an emoticon to speed up your reaction time... DO IT! Don't leave Jimmy hanging.

Lmaotrailisticalisationalism by Xyler April 4, 2009

LMAOWFUD

Laughing My Ass Off While Fucking Ur Dog

Retard: *eats absolute shit on vert*

Retard’s Friend: LMAOWFUD

LMAOWFUD by SlickRickDickFuck August 24, 2022

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer

Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010

lmaosfm

laughing my arse off so fucking much

Bob: I hurt myself
Fred: lmaosfm

lmaosfm by Gee96 xx April 8, 2009

lmaoof

A combination of lmao and oof. When you get a story from someone that is unfortunate but at the same time you don’t know what to say. In a situation you want to say yikes as well as 😂. Due to the repetitive syllables you would pronounce lamoof.

Rihanna: Chris Brown may have beaten me up but he beat the pussy up even harder
You: Lmaoof

lmaoof by thisisntCHANCE July 18, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026