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lmaonnaise

The preffered condiment of internet sandwiches.
Oh shit, that flash animation was so funny I fucking shot lmaonnaise out of my fucking nose.
by Col. Mustard March 16, 2005
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Lmaonnaise

The act of laughing while staring at Mayonnaise
Bob lmaonnaised while talking to Jenny.
by naked gansta February 12, 2010
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Lmayonaise

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures
Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"
by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018
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Ayyy Lmayonnaise

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave
by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016
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Lmayonaise

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019
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Lmayonaise

A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
by LachyMuller November 3, 2020
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lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.
Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!
by rellen_innit April 24, 2009
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