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L.L.A.M.F

Lost Like A Mother Fucker

Army Electronics School- A name plate placed on a students desk whenever he asked a really stupid question.
Yes Private, what is your question?

Does this circuit require power?

Come up and get your LLAMF name plate dumbass!
LLAMF by Roger Flemming June 3, 2007
Related Words
LLAMF Means Laughing like a Mother Fucker or Lunching like a Mother Fucker
LLAMF
LLAMF by toptierjj April 16, 2024

Llama Lungs 

Ugly Tits

Tits as ugly as Llamas
Look away she has Llama Lungs
Llama Lungs by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Llamacorn 

A magical combination of a llama and a unicorn. Sometimes referred to as the llama unicorn or unicorn llama. The origins of the llamacorns are unknown, although some say they were first sighted in the remote parts of the Andean highlands, where llamas are natively found. In popular culture, llamacorns can be found in popular games such as Fortnite, Roblox and The Sims. There are also many llamacorn merchandise, including plush toys, action figures, apparel, and mugs. The llamacorn is the main theme of the Llamacorn song (the llama unicorn song) on YouTube.
A llamacorn has the characteristics of llamas and unicorns. Llamacorns are known to be majestic creatures that are also humble, cute, magical, and protective of their human friends. The llamacorn song on YouTube is popular among kids and adults alike.
Llamacorn by toyfantv January 14, 2020

Llamas with Hats 

Only the best thing on the internet
"CAAAAAAARL" - Paul from Llamas with Hats
Llamas with Hats by AlienAbuser June 21, 2016

llampsine 

A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills, knowledge, and/or true confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, 's' at the end can either denote singular or plural.
Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too long... Aforementioned, 90% of the male population.

If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.
llampsine by d3ck3r October 27, 2014
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pajama casual 

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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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