LlamaGod
Some Jewish guy who looks like a girl and lives somewhere in Washington and spends all day looking for the fabled unaired Bernstein Bear cartoon episode that featured 3 minutes of insinuated gay bondage.
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llamageddon
A catastrophe (or fantasy, however one would define it), where llamas are raining from the skies. In some cases spitting.
The song "it's raining men" was originally based around the idea of llamas falling from the skies, thus called "it's raining llamas". Due to differences of the producer's critical perception, the hit single was changed to it's current name. A shame, really.
I hate the world, time for llamageddon.
I hate the world, time for llamageddon.
llamageddon by Klow94 April 6, 2014
llamagoose
Llamagoose is the ultimate level of hyper-activity where you are just SO full of energy that you are naturally entertaining and hilarious. It's the last level on the hyperness continuum.
Person A: Dude I'm so freaking wired right now
*says something really random but hilarious*
Person B: LMFAO YOU CRAZY LLAMAGOOSE
*says something really random but hilarious*
Person B: LMFAO YOU CRAZY LLAMAGOOSE
llamagoose by Vijay Vishwanath October 28, 2008
Llama God
Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.
Llama God by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020
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