litemare

A nightmare that doesn't make you shit your pants in your sleep of fear, just only a little bit.

Hey baby you have a nightmare?
Husband: No i had a litemare you poop.

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Literaretard

A member of the current generation of young people who are too lazy to read, write or talk like normal fucking human beings.

Child via text: "Hi Dad, soz I'm l8, I'll brb asap, kk xox"

Father: "Honey, I think our child might be a literaretard"

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lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

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A particularly frightening nightmare. One that relates closely to personal or life issues.

After experiancing a particularly disturbing lifemare, one may be compelled to change an aspect of their life or way of living.

lifemare by Tayda Tot October 24, 2006

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A life mare is when you have too many boyfriends on the go but prefer the one that’s double your age and still lives at home with his parents

‘Imogen is having a lifemare and cannot decide who she wants to be with.’

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A life mare is when you have too many boyfriends on the go but prefer the one that’s double your age and still lives at home with his parents

‘Imogen is having a lifemare and cannot decide who she wants to be with.’

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