Lightweight, badly written, anti-male fiction written for women, by women. Usually attempts, and fails, to be witty or whimsical.
The main protagonists are always desperately hunting for a man to settle down with, although paradoxically the text is filled from start to finish with derogatory comments about men.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'