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1. A typo for otherwise.
2. Possessing the wisdom of an otter.
3. Of or about younger, slim, hairy gay men.
2. Possessing the wisdom of an otter.
3. Of or about younger, slim, hairy gay men.
1. "If the zoo queue is not too great, let's gape at the apes. Otterwise, let's go ogle the ocelots."
2. "That might be smart like a fox or otterwise."
3. "Invite Darryl if you like, but I'm already hooked-up otterwise."
2. "That might be smart like a fox or otterwise."
3. "Invite Darryl if you like, but I'm already hooked-up otterwise."
by gillfish May 27, 2010
Get the otterwise mug."She's into Twilight and other bit lit. She's too wierd for chick lit but not wierd enough for clit lit!"
by gillfish May 11, 2010
Get the Bit Lit mug.A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
by gillfish March 16, 2009
Get the two dollar cop mug.1. Verbal filler.
2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.
3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.
2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.
3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.
"So um, in terms of the, like, household chores, as you know, it's about, well, fully your turn, I think, as they say, to, ah, wash the dishes, so to speak. Know what I mean?"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"
Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.
"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"
Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.
"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"
by gillfish February 22, 2009
Get the word putty mug.Man that new iPod... I've got total thing-lust.
Police say his life was so ruled by thing-lust that he starved to death in a house full of consumer electronics.
Police say his life was so ruled by thing-lust that he starved to death in a house full of consumer electronics.
by gillfish February 21, 2009
Get the Thing-lust mug.1. The annoying difference of others.
2. A person whose inherent personal characteristics, background or behavior is irritating or unpleasant.
3. The struggle to resist treating others less favorably because of their race, sex, sexual orientation, age or other inherent personal characteristic.
2. A person whose inherent personal characteristics, background or behavior is irritating or unpleasant.
3. The struggle to resist treating others less favorably because of their race, sex, sexual orientation, age or other inherent personal characteristic.
Sharing a lift full of Indian students after lunch on a hot Summers day is a fucking diversity challenge!
"Bossy? Doesn't listen? Sounds like your new boss Shoshana Steinberg is gonna be a diversity challenge!"
"She's on parental leave again. Unless you take on her work this organization won't meet its Diversity Challenge."
"Bossy? Doesn't listen? Sounds like your new boss Shoshana Steinberg is gonna be a diversity challenge!"
"She's on parental leave again. Unless you take on her work this organization won't meet its Diversity Challenge."
by gillfish February 21, 2009
Get the diversity challenge mug.1. Using an iPod.
2. Using MP3 to isolate oneself from ones environment and the people in it.
3. The culture of the iPod.
2. Using MP3 to isolate oneself from ones environment and the people in it.
3. The culture of the iPod.
1. "I was like Ripping CDs, man. My whole weekend was like fully gone on iPodiatry!"
2. Police say the victims calls for help went unnoticed due to iPodiatry.
3. Industry analysts predict the new implant, when combined with high bandwidth local wireless networks, will finally spell the end of iPodiatry.
2. Police say the victims calls for help went unnoticed due to iPodiatry.
3. Industry analysts predict the new implant, when combined with high bandwidth local wireless networks, will finally spell the end of iPodiatry.
by gillfish February 20, 2009
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